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Sunday, February 7, 2010

Liar

Yesterday, I was walking along Diamond Bar Boulevard and I passed an older Indian man. He was about the height of a computer programmer, wore a thin mustache above his lips and his hair thinned at the top -- very typical.

As we approached each other, I anticipated that he would nod and continue on down the sidewalk. We eventually made eye-contact and I nodded. He looked at me and said, "SUV flip over. Crazy!"

"What?"

I looked over and about a football field's length down the road there were red and blue lights flashing. There was an accident.

He continued, "Craziest thing I ever saw. SUV flipped over on side and one small Ford car crash into it and then a nice Honda crash into Ford. I don't know how it happen."

"Maybe the roads were still wet?"

Hardly, there were just a few puddles left. I saw him gazing at the roads too.

I looked at him and said, "Weird."

He replied, "Weird."

Then we parted ways without saying another word to each other. Upon my arrival at the scene of the accident, I became a bit unnerved. It wasn't a SUV flipped over; it was a mini-van.

I trusted him.

- Adam T. O'Neal

Saturday, February 6, 2010

What's Punk? with Dan Perdomo // Ep. 2: No York

Television - "Double Exposure" (Rehearsal, 1974)


Talking Heads - "Warning Sign" (Live at CBGB, 1975)


Ramones - "I Don't Wanna Walk Around With You" (Live at CBGB, 1977)


DEVO - "Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA" (Live at Max's Kansas City, 1977)


Johnny Thunders & the Heartbreakers - "Leave Me Alone" (Live at Max's Kansas City, 1979)


Next Episode: Manchester

-d.p.

What's Punk? is a public service of I'm Into CB

Friday, February 5, 2010

I hope he doesn't kill us.

Substitute Teacher.
He has no credentials, no.
But he has our trust.




He could be anyone; He could be your grandfather.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

El Asesino

Here we have the no-budget action film El Asesino in its fullest, purest form. The movie stars the movie stars Steven Roso, Joshua H. Coronado, Adam T. O'Neal, Steven Roso and Nina O'Neal.



-Adam T. O'Neal

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Dr. Sanz


When Dr. Sanz rides the bus he pretends he is you and thinks it is so strange not to have a large beard to keep you warm.

(If you're lonely: click here.)

- Joshua H. Coronado

Dear Sir or Madman


Byron Smith/The Jersey Journal
Bayonne High School teacher Irene Nally tears up as she and students watch President Obama finish his inaugural address.

I want to be a high school teacher
—to rephrase:
I want to be a high schoolteacher.


"Techno-rap from South Africa?"
"I'm sorry, you didn't answer in the form of a question. Rich Mulligan, you have the board:"


-d.p.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Lizard Man, A Modest Man


This is Lizard Man, he is a modest man.
He has desires and regrets and cold blood.

(Below him is a haiku.
A haiku is a poem.
)



- Joshua H. Coronado